Title: Director of Unregulated Logic

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ID Number: REDACTED (he burned it)

Clearance Level: Technically none, effectively all

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Bio:
Terry showed up uninvited and never left. He’s not on the payroll, not on the roster, and yet somehow has an office (that he decorated with circus posters and a disco ball). He operates on pure instinct, caffeinated wisdom, and a near-psychic ability to ruin Glen’s day for character development purposes.

He speaks in riddles that make too much sense and has a straitjacket he wears like a bathrobe. He doesn't follow protocol—he is the protocol. You’ll know he’s been in your files if they suddenly contain unsolicited advice, poetic chaos, or your deepest insecurity wearing a clown nose.

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Strengths:

• Reality bending

• Explosive insight

• Charisma weaponized

Weaknesses:

• Cannot whisper

• Authority figures (unless he’s playing one)

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Title: Resident of Questionable Placement

ID Number: 0000 (Issued. Never activated.)

Clearance Level: Basement Tier with occasional blips to God Mode

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Bio:
Glen didn't ask for this. He was just here one day—sitting in his room, minding his business, trying not to feel too much. Soft-spoken, possibly medicated (definitely metaphysical), Glen is the soul of Sunville. He questions everything, and that’s what makes him dangerous to the system.

He’s learning to let go. Slowly. Gently. Unevenly. He doesn’t trust Terry—but part of him wants to. Glen's profile updates itself when he sleeps, usually in poetic fragments and apologies.

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Strengths:

• Empathy

• Unexpected courage

• Seeing beauty in broken things

Weaknesses:

• Overthinking

• Terry (emotionally and existentially)

• That weird hallway again